Monday, May 4, 2015

Cheap shots and Mom's spaghetti vomit

The first rule of Neophyte Club is:


And incidentally, if you want to know what a tech-savvy businessperson Carly is, check it out! (Thanks, Tengrain!)


Typical Republican

Ben Carson clearly didn't get Eminem's permission to launch himself with a gospel-choir rendition of "Lose Yourself", but then it doesn't really sound very auspicious as far as introducing a candidate goes:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!

Besides, everybody knows Marshall's running himself:


I don't believe he's officially announced his party affiliation yet, but he's reported to have voted for Obama twice, and Slim Shady is an out Democrat.

And then let's not forget New York's favorite (prodigal) son, Gentleman George Pataki!


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