Cheap shots and resting-face issues

Hanging out at #OKCupid:

"I'm a true gentleman! Shivery is not dead it's just not used as much anymore." #OKCupid Oh My God. I need to stop. Crying so hard.
— Ms. Entropy (@MsEntropy) July 11, 2013

Via.

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Bitchy Resting Face?

Via.

Thank God, the entrepreneurs are onto the condition. The Today show ran a segment with a plastic surgeon offering a cure.

Via.

Videos I am not watching:

“That’s the coolest spot to piss,” one of the people in Bieber’s entourage says in the video. “You know, you’ll forever remember that. You’re not going to remember pissing in the restroom.”

Before leaving the kitchen, the pop star sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with some cleaning fluid and then adds, “Fuck Bill Clinton.” (Raw Story)

Juvenile-onset Bitchy Resting Face in future Tsar.  The source is a pretty vile site, you might want to not give them a hit.

And in George Zimmerman news:

The Defense requested the judge sequester the jury "because if they watch Sharknado, our closing animation will seem lame." #zimmermantrial
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) July 12, 2013

Retroactionary in Russia

Sergei Magnitsky, the Russian lawyer jailed for his connection to William Browder's anti-corruption campaign, has been convicted of tax evasion. He was not available for comment, having been beaten to death in prison in 2009. "Sentence first—verdict afterwards," said the King of Hearts, but Putin has taken it a retroactionary step further, carrying out the sentence before that.

From Signs of the Times, January 2006.

The US government was aiding the enemy by telling them what to read.

From the Bradley Manning trial:

The defense responded to the objections by pointing out that, in the evidence showing Osama bin Laden sought copies of documents published by WikiLeaks, bin Laden actually asked for the documents because the government’s “rhetoric against WikiLeaks [made] them appear to be an enemy.” That rhetoric is what drove “the enemy to go look at WikiLeaks.” (Dissenter at Firedoglake)

@RedSoxRedShoes 2012 Republican convention is a movie already?
— Yastreblyansky (@Yastreblyansky) July 12, 2013